Now you can join the world's oldest secret conspiracy!

This box includes an individualized letter welcoming you into the ranks of the Illuminati and giving your code name and mission. Also enclosed are a membership card; a fake membership card (after all, Illuminati never tell the truth); bumper stickers; an Illuminati organizational chart; and other mysterious, weird and/or cheesy Illuminated accoutrements.

These other treasure vary from set to set, depending on which Illuminated group you've joined. Have you enlisted in the Gnomes of Zurich? The UFO's? The Discordian Society? Or the dreaded Bavarian Illuminati themselves? There are 8 different Illuminati groups, and you don't know which one sent you this box. But they know, and they'll make sure you get the right one.